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Silly Cow

by Ben Elton

Doris Wallace has everything a tough tabloid columnist could want: a toy boy with a regular supply of Colombian, a pretty personal assistant who might share her libidinous preferences, and the prospect of her own television show.

Daily Mirror

"Crude, clever and killingly funny."

Being sued by an actress for libel is a petty annoyance, but Doris puts her in her place by revealing her ample cleavage as she skirts with the judge and spouts populist bravado.


She is ready to celebrate her victory in court when things begin to go wrong!

*** NB: 16+ AGE LIMIT RECOMMENDED. We have been true to the original writing and therefore some opinions / subjects come with a sensitivity warning***

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